Get a good laugh from these jokes about being too tall! Photo by Wolfgang Hasselmann on Unsplash; Canva Short or Tall, Everybody Jokes About Your Height Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to ...
Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane,” said the judge. Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was me...
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" The man sighed, paused, and answered, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say." joke about men restaurant genie joke ostrich Dislike Like The Cheapest Porsche A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell...
Friday, July 22, 2011. Jokes About Being Tall - Innocent Fun Or Not. Being tall is great in many ways. However there are disadvantages to being tall also. Some people like to poke fun at taller people by making jokes that reference their height. Tall jokes can be entertaining, but can...
Napoleon: What is this about non-intervention? The older I get, the faster I was. If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes. Brandy...is a kind of slow poison. Alienation is a form of living death. It is the acid of despair that dissolves society. It is...
It was the beginning of a new academic year at the college, and the freshmen were beginning to arrive. The job of introducing the newcomers to their new surroundings belonged to the Dean of Women. During the opening speech of the lecture, the D..
it doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway. you know what they say about cliffhangers… why does a chicken coop only have two doors? because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. the sky was looking ominous so i asked siri, “surely, it’s not going to ...
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.Peter Ustinov Policeman: Can you give me a description of your missing bank teller? Bank Manager: She’s about five feet tall and $250,000 short. Five of Will’s Favourite Short Jokes
"The best thing about being tall and having a bald patch is that people think you're just tall." Report 19points POST rspanther 2 years ago You are just too tall for your hair. 1 reply View more comments #3 "I first noticed I was going bald when it took longer and lo...