As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon. He started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to “blend in” ...
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As the Duke of Nuts, you're asking to have dirty jokes made about your nutty royalty. In the episode "Henchman," Finn is given the duty of ransacking the Duke's castle. Instead of sacking it himself, though, he runs around shouting, "My boss is going to sack your castle!" The Duke...
In their small village, a couple was famous for the husband being 102 years old and his wife being 98 years old, and both in terrific condition, working their farm every day and having the bodies of much younger people. One day, a visitor to the village, curious about the couple, appro...
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”…. the girl smiled. ...
If we dont get some support, people will think were nuts. Required fields are marked *. Why do mice have such small balls? Never have dirty jokes for her? More jokes about: dirty, time. A military crew in a submarine just won a major battle, and they rescued a captured civilian from...
Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his behind. Many more gay jokes A lesbian goes to the gynecologist. While she’s laid back with her feet in the stirrups, being examined, the gynecologist remarks, “You keep things very clean down here.” ...
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Nuts are round. Skirts go up. Panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. Sex, drugs, rock & roll; speed, weed, & birth control. Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high! I'm trying to write a joke about ...
Vendor asks: "Crushed nuts?" Guy whimpers back: "No. Laryngitis." upvote downvote report This jokemaycontain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 A guy's wife faints one day, so he takes her to the hospital. After a full day of tests on the wife, the doctor approaches the husband wearing...