" And that's when the fight started... I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when...
Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane,” said the judge. Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was me...
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"Roses are red🌹 Harper seven mentions she has a crush & this is daddy’s face 🤬🤬🤬 but it’s OK she said daddy you are my only valentine ️" the father of four wrote about his 10-year-old daughter. This post has been made private or deleted by the post’...
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It’s about being wrong whenyou know you are rightIt’s about giving in before there’s a fightIt’s about you two living as cheaply as one[you can give us a call if you know how that’s done] Never heeding advice that was always well-meantNever counting the cost until it’s ...
Jokes>JokesAbout Women Jokes that make fun of women, females and female culture. Sort ByNew A Woman of Good Reason A farmer took his truck in for repairs. The local mechanic's couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home. On the ...
So here you can laugh about the funniest jokes! Do not give up the idea of being happy; create a habit of laughing daily or making others laugh. Influence the condition of others as much as you can through small things but effective! Oh, this is a really funny joke. ...
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