"Being a good husband is like being a standup comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld “You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time... Husband!”—Bill Maher ...
(About 5 pounds!) Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck". Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken . Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken? Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs. ...
Social Studies, History, and Geography Teacher Jokes With so much to talk about in social studies—geography, ancient times, modern history—it’s no wonder there are some good jokes. 50. Talk about dark times. Because there were so many knights. 51. A little history joke. Hisss-tory. 5...
This joke works on so many levels. Cats tend to be afraid of dogs when they bark. However, this joke talks about a cat being afraid of a tree because of the bark. This is because trees have bark, but this can also be related back to adogbarking. So it works great on so many le...
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Studies have shown that humor can alleviate stress and boost mental well-being, making this compilation not only amusing but potentially therapeutic. So, get ready to giggle, chuckle, and guffaw as we delve into a world where insect jokes transcend boundaries and entertain all. ...
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her yours?" There was silence on the line for a moment or two then Bob said, "Yeah, sorry pal. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ...
The Jokes This page contains jokes I've received from friends via email or have discovered myself from other sources and have personally found to be very funny. No offense is meant to anyone. This page is here strictly for entertainment purposes only. Read at your own risk....
“HA HA HA!” The officer laughs out loud. “That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn’t the speed limit!” The driver leans back in her car seat and the cop sees another woman sitting beside her. She looked as pale as a ghost. ...
Friday: I hate that bastard Damon more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world - stupid, masochistic gym-jock. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it. He wanted me to work on my...