I had a good joke about RAM, but I forgot it. Tweet this Coding is 90% debugging and 10% typing. Tweet this You had me at “Hello World.” Tweet this Home is where the WiFi connects automatically. Tweet this I love to Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. It’s my copy-paste relationship. ...
I can be stoning in her car in the sun, listening to her brag about her new audio system, and I’d be expected to say “uh-huh”. She insists on shaking the life into co-workers by rattling their chairs. She may be all grown up and quite a skinny looker (from afar) but deep ...
the WiFi bridge, the overhead LEDs, relays, etc. With 20Ah we had a run time of about 80 hours. I set a calendar reminder and replaced the battery every 3 days and never had a power outage. In the future we could run two batteries in parallel (one stacked ...
"I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be alright." says Stevie. "You... you play golf!?" asks a dumbfound Jack. Stevie says, "Sure, I've been playing for years." "But......
What do you tell a hacker after a bad breakup?There is plenty of phish in the sea! Report 10points POST #83 Did you hear about the computer that kept rebooting?It was terminal. Report 10points POST #84 Why did the database administrator slice a tree stump in half?He neede...
10. Thou shalt not lie to thy elders in the peloton about thy speeds, lest thou looketh rather ridiculous next time you ride with them. This is cycling law and if any of the commandments are broken it is a sin punishable by a flat tire, bonking and in extreme cases bad race days ...
a汤姆对中国的历史一无所知 Tom knows nothing about to China's history[translate] aThe idea here is that charges should relate closely to road usage. The only scheme 这里想法是充电应该严密关连与路用法。 唯一的计划[translate] aIn Grade Six,because of my poor grades,my parents were worried th...
a实现了轴距左右差的动态检测 Has realized about the spread of axies the difference dynamic examination[translate] a不管你认不认可我 No matter you do approve me[translate] athinking too much of others makes your nothing of their eyes 认为什么都太多其他不做您他们的眼睛[translate] ...
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.I really hated that reception. Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great! Engineering Puns Two antennas got married – the wedding was lousy, but the...
I like jokes about stationery but rulers are where I draw the line. There should be confetti in tires so when there is a blow-out it’s still kind of an okay day. Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. Geology rocks but geography is where...