Jokes that take place in bars or involve drinking alcohol or people getting drunk.Sort By New Step On It Noah and Frank left a bar after a long night of drinking, jumped into Noah’s car and Noah started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window...
Jokes that make fun of men, males and male culture. Sort ByNew Topics of Conversation A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike...
Man, that one is funny. (Ross grabs the magazine away from her.) Chandler: Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right? Monica: No. Chandler: Seriously? Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes! Ross: Look, Chandler, it’s my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any ...
Rachel:I'm sorry, I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny. (Ross grabs the magazine away from her.) Chandler:Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right? Monica: No. Chandler:Seriously? Monica:Well, you tell a lot of jokes!
The talkative customer was laughing loudly at one of his own jokes, and I noticed that my barber was not laughing, that she probably hadn't been listening to what he'd said. That disturbed me because I took it as proof that she had recognized me and was secretly shaken. I decided to...
"That's OK with me, honey," says her husband. "I'll go get some wood for the fire." About thirty minutes later, the husband returns to the campsite and finds his wife in tears. One of her breasts has been painted green, the other red and her ass is blue. ...
It's more than drinks, he does a whole lot more; Gives advice, knows jokes and all the scores... 歌词 Sesame Street. Things That I Remember. 芝麻街. 我记得的事情. ... things I remember best. (music starts) Bert: Good. Ernie: Things I really like to remember, Bert. (sung) Ernie...
Jokes that either have animals or are about animals.Sort By New Doggie Nap Time An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats ...
Something that is of ludicrously poor quality Their delivery service is a joke. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality The accident was no joke. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock His loud tie was the joke of the office. To tell or play jokes; jest. To speak...
"It's positive that he did apologize at the time, but the comments are nonetheless offensive." The campaign said it would not return money Williams had raised for McCain because the contributions came from other individuals supporting McCain and not from Williams. Williams told his hometown ...