Jokes that take place in bars or involve drinking alcohol or people getting drunk. Sort ByNew I Want... A drunk falls into a cab, gives the cabbie a $20 bill and bellows "I wanna get screwed." The cabbie dutifully drives him to the 'burbs and points out a town house. The drunk ...
Jokes that make fun of men, males and male culture.Sort By New The Wise Decision Johan and Eric, two computer geeks with little social experience, ran into each other at the college entrance. "That's a great bike you have there! What made you get it?" Eric asked Johan. Johan got ...
How do you go about coming up with this funny “premise” that is so frequently referred to? Oddly, there is no actionable information on how to do this ever provided. If you are provided anything, you are provided examples of some other comedian’s jokes or material generated using their...
摘要: Comments on the aspects with playing practical jokes on hotel guests during April Fools' Day. Susceptibility of practical jokes to cause harm; Rules of some hotels concerning practical jokes; History of the inception of April Fools' Day....
"So now I give [my friend] a hard time -- I'm like, 'I promise if I ever make money with that song, I'm gonna give you some money,'" Offerman jokes. Catie Offerman - OK Cowboy (Official Lyric Video) Subscribe to101.5 KNUEon ...
Rachel:I'm sorry, I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny. (Ross grabs the magazine away from her.) Chandler:Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right? Monica: No. Chandler:Seriously? Monica:Well, you tell a lot of jokes!
Man, that one is funny. (Ross grabs the magazine away from her.) Chandler: Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right? Monica: No. Chandler: Seriously? Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes! Ross: Look, Chandler, it’s my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any ...
He thinks the minus doesn't belong so he starts over, but again he comes up with the same equation. After staring at the board for a minute he looks out at the other plumbers and sees that they are all whispering, "Switch the limits on the integral!" Like This Joke? Show Your ...
As we walked through, she told me that she had tried to ask other guys before me, but no one would do it. What has come of this world, when a man won't give a hand to lovely lady to walk her through a dark place. "Thank God you're not like that." She smiled at me. "I...
“Geography blended with time equals destiny,” wrote the poet Joseph Brodsky. However his lyrical description of a subject developed by Ptolemy does not exactly tally with modern perceptions. Mrs May admits that she has been on the receiving end of plenty of jokes about the subject she studied...