There were three receptionists at a convention each talking about how dodgy their coworkers were. The first said "Nobody is more dodgy than car salesmen. My colleagues will patch up a car so that it will drive just far enough away from the yard before it breaks down and then claim that...
aDon't trust coworkers with important or personal information 不要信任工友以重要或个人信息[translate] aIn order to avoid any misunderstanding, could you explain further what you would say with ‘’broken line design’’?[translate] a把弯路走直是聪明的,因为找到了捷径;把直路走弯是豁达的,因为可...
Myridon Senior Member Texas English - US Mar 6, 2024 #6 Now that every adult is a suspected pedophile, the Girl Scouts' parents set up cookie tables at the market (as pictured above) or sell cookies to their coworkers at work. In ye olden days when I were a lad, the girls them...
I let women down recently. Not just women in our industry or my coworkers, but women in general. For all my feminist talk and beliefs, I found myself in a situation where an openly and unapologetic sexist comment was made in my presence. My response wasn’t exactly what I would have ...
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The...
That part. I never could have conceived of how the show would take off. Never in a million years. I just knew I really love my co-workers. I mean, really, really love my coworkers.” Dunster had just flown in from the U.K. and after checking into his hotel, he immediately bumped...
Oh let’s have a look see outside my window shall we? Oh another ice storm/wintry mix. You can’t see it, but it’s currently coming down pretty heavy and the winds look rough. Yep, that’s how I feel about that. These next two days will be a catch up day on LIFE. Seriously...
My colleagues will patch up a car so that it will drive just far enough away from the yard before it breaks down and then claim that it was in perfect working order." The second said, "That's nothing, I work in a law office. They'll represent your coworkers in court and make ...
and high quality. Everyone in the project was pleased. They solved the problem by using a special scale that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a soap box weighed less than it should. The line would stop, someone would walk over, remove the defective box, and then press another...
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" said the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich...