34. to represent or imitate, as for recreation: to play cowboys and Indians. 35. to perform or be able to perform on (a musical instrument). 36. to perform (music) on an instrument. 37. to perform the music of (a composer). 38. to cause to produce sound or pictures: played...
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. 'To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,' the attorney reads. 'To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the bu...
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Nearly 40% of adults fall asleep accidentally during the day without meaning to, and 50 to 70 million Americans have ongoing sleep disorders. A technique to help you fall asleep. There is no right way to fall asleep at night, but if counting sheep hasn’t worked for you since middle ...
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millions of people have been thoroughly entertained by the determined Wile E. Coyote as he has been trying everything in his power to finally catch the highly intelligent Road Runner. Even though this particular series of animated cartoons was originally created for children, adults were also capti...
It’s hard for women to maintain a healthy self-image. I have girlfriends around whom I have to brace myself to see, because just being around them makes me self-conscious. I look at old pictures of my mother and wonder why I’ve never been able to be as skinny as she was. And...
Still, if you were to walk into my parent's room today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures. His name?We just call him...“TV”.He has a younger sister now. We call her “Computer”.【...
"I have a dirty joke for you", it means: "I have a joke about sex I'm going to tell you." Okay? So, now I am going to tell you some jokes. I'm not going to tell you any dirty jokes, and I don't think any of these jokes are offensive. Maybe they are. I don't think...
For one evening each year children (and candy-starved adults) get to run around the neighborhood dressed up in strange clothing… while asking for sweet, tasty treats guaranteed to keep dentists in business for a long time to come. To help children make the most of their Halloween experience...