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TheChristmas Joke Tellergives students the choices of a Christmas item (Santa, tree, gifts,ordeer) and the number of the joke they want to hear. The inside flaps are filled with cute Christmas pictures and the answers to the jokes.
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For one evening each year children (and candy-starved adults) get to run around the neighborhood dressed up in strange clothing… while asking for sweet, tasty treats guaranteed to keep dentists in business for a long time to come. To help children make the most of their Halloween experience...
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