Schoolgirl Rival: Sissy to Johnny Self-Deprecation: "The Nightmare House! Super funny ending not included." Though that seems more like "you TOO can have this nightmare house, but it won't come with the SUPER FUNNY ENDING we have here!" Selective Obliviousness: Hugh Test clearly chooses to...
One of Johnny's main nemeses is Eugene "Bling-Bling Boy" Hamilton, a fellow arch-rival of the Test sisters and frienemy of Johnny and Dukey, yet also has an unrequited crush on Susan. Another is Sissy Blakley, a tomboy who often serves as Johnny's rival/friend; the two may have crush...