I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: Yo mama's fat. | {{alt: She's so fat the attraction goes up as the CUBE of the distance instead of the square}} http://xkcd.com/90/ [[Two men stand and talk to one another.]] | First man: Where's my fucking ...
“I don’t know,” said Charlie, “I never looked.” “So,mon cher, you make the dumb jokes?” “I’m only trying to cheer you up. You seem sad. Sort of lost and lonely.” “Oui. Je suis triste. I am sad. And so are you. It’s in your face.” “Funny,” Charlie laugh...