Given that I’m allergic to most seafood and now soy products, the majority of a restaurant’s menu can be eliminated at a first glance. As soon as I told our server about my dietary restrictions, she immediately brought out a second menu for me. To start, I ordered a Caesar salad ...
So, being the cheapass that you are, buy more food and less booze. You won’t have to stress out about not having enough food AND it’s kind of a cool move to be able to send people home with Tupperware containers of the incredible food you just made (Hey, you’re not Bobby Flay...