hi i'm celly, i have a vagina and i poop. a lot. not out of the vagina mind you, but i do poop. in fact, i have to poop right now. i love talking about my poop. the consistency of it, describing it, appreciating
Add a little extra spinal degeneration from the extra work my back has to do to function, and you've got a shit sandwich. So yes, I'm a degenerate humpback, but with a bubble butt.This Scheuermann's disease thing isn't a major change from a normal spine, but it may explain a ...
you handle the mom. Tell her that you'd just sit home and watch TV and die, but you've got to go through the motions and try to save her daughter's life. It's a doctor thing.
It’s very rare that I come to an event where I’m like the fifth- or sixth-most interesting person. I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though. ...
While you've probably experienced this kind of "vagina fart" before—and btw, probs will again—you might not know what a queef actually is. Since this definitely wasn't covered in your sex ed class, it's time to set the record straight....
It could also be used to refer to flatulence qìzhàng 气胀 or shǐqì 矢气. Once, a famous old Chinesetai chiteacher, while commenting on the effectiveness oftai chiat improving digestion and getting out the impurities, once said that the purpose oftai chiwas “to belch and fart.” ...
I just figured I will quickly pop in here to give an update on the process and the plan for the next few months. August was a good writing month. The best one I’ve had for a while. It went downhill around the middle point but those first two weeks were chef kisses for this ...
Sorry Nancy, but this is a fart noise. It stinks to me but your dutiful followers may like it. Mitch simply rejected YOUR incompetence as do I. The House of Representatives voted to impeach the president because our institution believes in the sanctity of our oath and the urgency of protect...
He made it to the top of the lift and was considering which trail to take while adjusting the bindings on his 192cm solid titanium rocket skis (a gift from the King of Montenegro) when he heard the first scream. There was a woman – a pregnant woman, holding a baby, at the top of...
I remember the sign on the side door that was relegated to sick children only, but we were never sick enough to have to go through it. I always thought that Dr. Herbert looked like a cross between Walt Disney and Walter Cronkite. Whenever we would go for a sore throat we would en...