In every laundromat in every small town, sandwiched in between the detergent vending machine and the gumball machine that hasn't been refilled since your mother was born, there are three arcade games. These games are Contra, PacMan, and some sort of scrolling shooter game. While the former ...
Despite my best Nancy Reagan intentions, I just could not say no when the teacher asked for a parent volunteer for the class party. Before I got to the school, the kids had changed into their costumes and paraded around the campus. When Bea returned, I noticed that she wasn't wearing...
Robin Hill School: Election Day, by Margaret McNamera Ages 4-8 It’s Election Day in Mrs. Connor’s class for a new class president. All of the candidates make big promises (gumball machines, longer school vacations and more). Then, Mrs. Connor asks if anyone else would like to say ...
600 gumball machine toys. Or a 3 year gym membership. Or half of a decent car. Or all of a shitty car. Or a venue for a wedding. Or… get ready for this….9 mother freaking years of Netflix.