When she starred with Nicole Richie in The Simple Life back in 2003, we were all in on the joke. Rich young things going to live with red-necks who pretended to be surprised that rich young things didn’t know anything about red-necks — there was something there for everyone. Here ...
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven’t seen the joke yet. The Irish ignore anything they can’t drink or punch. He is bad and will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse ...