but I need the pause because my body is trying to tell me to run. I can leave. I can be dressed in a few seconds and still make it to school on time. But my dick is rock hard. My heart is pounding against my breast plate. ...
I shit myself while getting turbo gawk gawk double-fisted hand twist 9000 from my gurl. It was an obviously intended 'Blumpkin' but (plot twist) I forgot to take my pants off before sitting down on da porta-john. All in all, poopy everywhere, ruined my new(Full Story) ...
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This is what love means to me. Yes, my life is full of screaming babies, poopy diapers, bills we can barely pay and the stresses of everyday life. Will there be roses or jewels for me this Valentine’s Day? I highly doubt it. I doubt we will even be able to go out to dinner....
18. These are tears of joy! I could be cooped up in some tiny apartment changing some brat's poopy diapers. But instead,I'm out in the world being awesome 24-7, 365! l 翻译:这些是喜悦的泪水!我本可以被困在某个小公寓里,换着小屁孩的臭尿布。但相反,我在外面的世界里,一年到头都很棒...
A few stormy Sundays ago when my clock/radio went off at the crack of 2 p.m. because I didn’t want to waste the day, I was roused by the old-timey tune “Singin’ in the Rain.” Startled, Isabel rolled off the bed and tumbled to the floor. Rushing to her aid, I scooped ...
“Now it’s my turn, and it feels good. When you’re in it, though, it’s hard. I definitely went through resentful phases and felt like I was getting ripped off. I self-medicated with wine—a lot.” Advertisement I know I need to take the occasional break from my family and ...
Mr Poopypants says: Hey Aaron. Interesting stuff. I’ve got a Provent 200 on my PXII 2017 Ranger. 20,000km and have probably emptied about 150-200 mls ?? of water and oil mix from it. Seems to work well. Glad I put it on at new. Very easy to fit the kit from Western Filt...
MyIDEAL“Not Impressed” photo would be not photoshopped, but in fact CM Punk giving me and Ralph the “Not Impressed” look in person, and I would title it “CM Punk Is Not Impressed With Nerds Photoshopping His Face”. . I went to Comic-Con this past July and was dressed as Randy...
Because it's completely our of my realm of possibility or interest and I'm 100% certain I'm all set with that business. (FYI, if you're into it, I've read recently that it leads to leakage. Out the back. No good, nobody likes a Poopy Pants.) ...