I'm on my way out the door, I'm late, and she says, "Momma, wanna play?" 我当时正要出门,快要迟到了,她说,“妈妈,一起玩吗?” And I'm just about to say no, when I realize two things. 当我正要说不的时候,我突然意识到两件事...
I'm on my way out the door, I'm late, and she says, "Momma, wanna play?" 我当时正要出门,快要迟到了,她说,“妈妈,一起玩吗?” And I'm just about to say no, when I realize two things. 当我正要说不的时候,我突然意识到两件事...
Yeah, I guess so, but I really wanna watch the sun come up on the Santa Monica Boulevard through boozy eyes. Just kidding, if I’m drinking during the day there’s not a chance in hell I’m awake past 8pm. Sheryl’s an animal. California Love – 2Pac, Roger, Dr. Dre. We’re ...
shame that when that purple poop-head came to the PBS scene people all over the planet were descending into severe hatred and violence? There was thehorrors of Yugoslavia, Rwanda, Darfur, and in America militias and hate radio. And on the otherside, Barney is SO annoying. Good parody...
then looking at the windshield that was exactly what I saw: deer hair and deer poop and a wrecked hood on the car that didn’t belong to me. There was no lane to pull over, a rear-view mirror check showed a line of cars all behind me so I couldn’t stop in the middle of the...
They're liable to be pretty messy at times. I don't ever wanna spend a lot of time on a single review and hone it up to shiny goodness. I just poop 'em out! With the caveats outta the way, LEMME HAVE ALL YO GAMES! You know I love y'all so don't hesitate to drop me a...
Dogs poop and pee, so lots of dogs means lots of poop and pee; it’s to be expected. The cleaner made everything seem alright though. Why am I holding this tiny dog? Her eyes are so big and she’s licking my face very quickly. She can’t seem to get close enough to me and ...
an actor on a show we all like was in a play with Faye and that I met him. I actually DM’d him on IG and he responded with the nicest message back. Leigh’s 9 year old screamed out to the ocean, “He DM’d YOU? That is so cool! I wanna DM SOMEONE!!!” and we laughed...
Now, although she is a Wannabee daughter, we love her as if she were a real one. We had agreed with the purchaser of our house that we could have another summer in it, a summer during which we had four of our kids and their families and assorted girl- or boy-friends, come and ...
The thing is, when I thought about it for more than one dismissive second I struggled to think of any good reason to hate on these scooter wielding nincompoops. By and large I’m pretty opposed to judging people based on their trivial choices and signifiers (by judging here I’m talkin...