绝望的主妇第1季第1集台词 英文中文My name is Mary Alice Young.我叫玛丽·艾莉丝·杨When you read this morning's pa...
Goodreads Summary I don’t remember a time when I didn’t love Rhett Walker, which is complicated since he’s ten years older and my brother’s best friend. After a falling out, we didn’t speak for years—until today, when he found me sleeping in my car, threw me over his shoulder...
Slight strained expression at all times, like a respectable grown-up businessman trying and failing to take a shit. It’s bad enough when someone is merely desperate to be liked, a suckup, a begfriend, but Sir Kier doesn’t even try; he just goes about in the idiot assumption that he...
It was really incredible, because it took a long time. This whole thing was years in the making. When we started corresponding, I was this sort of anonymous person, and they just sort of threw down everything they’ve been through, all the trauma. The first batch of letters was a slap...
I credit jewish individual and cultural madness to inbreeding, the men having their way with their sisters, mothers, daughters, premenopausal grandmothers, aunts, and like Einstein, their first cousins, which has resulted in the DNA in their double helixes getting tied up in knots. Einstein, fo...
Just as I was getting supper ready last night, the power went out. I had my mouth all set for homemade tacos and “sopaipillas,” but I wound up eating Oreos and ice cream. The power came back on at bedtime, so I just put tacos on hold for Saturday. But when I woke up this ...
You all know the story by now but I’m going to take a stroll down memory lane anyway. I had an infection in my eye but I threw on some Jackie O sunglasses and we all headed out to our school’s Fall Fest to decorate pumpkins and paint faces. By that night, I was ...
But I couldn't be a hermit forever. As you know, I went to Great Western War and had an amazing time, and while I was there, I reconnected with the friends who threw the Solstice parlor LARP. I hadn't gone in a few years and had gotten it into my head that this was because ...
Anyway, Dan finished reading the post, threw his arm up on my shoulder then looked at me and, no shit, on. our.anniversary. said, “37 to go. We’ve already spent 23 years together. Thirty-seven more seems like so long.” “Yeah? Ya think so?” I squinted and sorta cocked my ...
about people on TV who are always smiling as they run, so he must have answered back something like “are you doing The Happy Run?” because I found this photo I sent him showing me doing just that. Judging by my change of clothes, it must have warmed up quite a bit at the point...