My dick could not be any harder, and she could blatantly see my pants pathetically attempting to keep my erection under check. “Where is this coming from?” I asked. “So what is it you like the most about me?” she asked. I gulped again and took a deep breath. “This isn’t th...
Old Clothes – You might get pooped on so don’t wear your Sunday Best. Crate or Box [OPTIONAL] – When we had Linus we had him sit in a small box on the car ride home. This is a good way to keep yourself and the car clean. If you’re bringing home your puppy in the car b...
(My, how they grow fast.) So here’s where I’ll start… I’m learning that parenting requires fluidity. I’m more like an ancient stone statue that’s cracked and pooped on, weathered and beaten, but relentlessly unchanging. Last week Ruthie declared that she hated her headphones and th...
Never Forget When Joe Paterno Pooped His Pants 9/23/06 – Midway through the second quarter, Paterno makes a dash for the Penn State locker room and doesn’t return until the third quarter. Punting … Read more NFL Dream Season Still Amazes 30+ Years Later NFL Dream Season was a joint...
3. Mr. Woozle decided to poop NEXT to the litter pan on his convalescence table, which means he hung his bottom over the edge and pooped directly into my shoe.4. Hobbled with only one shoe on towards bathroom to wash poop off shoe.5. Failed to sweep up every grain of glass, and...
Now, mind you, at the time I drove a teeny weeny Honda Civic. I'm pretty sure this moose could've pooped on my car and totaled it. THAT'S how massive this moose was. Anyway, I wasn't the only one that freaked out, because the tractor trailer in front of me a little...