and Kate cleaned my ears too. I can hear much better now, but I still retain the right to ignore my mom if I don’t want to do something. Then Miss Kate did something kind of intimate with my butt. I didn’t expect that. I guess I’ll have to tip her extra!
He doesn’t poop in his litter box, he steals the treats from other cats, he pushes everyone out of the way to reach his food bowl, and then makes the other 4 play musical chairs with theirs. You know like ummmmm, yep, you got it…Idiot-in-Chief! Miskeh, his twin sister, is ...
The captain, Ned Land, and I were then on the poop,eagerly peering through the profound darkness. "Ned Land," asked the commander, "you have often heard the roaring of whales?" "Often, sir; but never such whales the sight of which brought me in two thousand dollars. If I can onl...
y’all probably know this already considering i was a beast on instagram about it, but amy and i went on a trip to hawaii at the beginning of this year and i had the time of my life and took a poop ton of photos of her. if she minded, she hid it well. big mahalo. Published ...
Plotting when to pee, how to poop, maybe when and if to try to wash up a bit, all require exaggerated effort, timing, and risk. Waiting in line to check in for labour and delivery is boring even when life, the most exciting thing in the world, is emerging. ...
And had she no friend, no parents, to warn her against my daughter's invitations? This is a pretty sort of house, by heavens! A young and attractive lady is invited here. Her luggage is left on the steps for hours; and she herself is deposited in the poop and abandoned, tired and ...
Called the counter first time and they told me nothing they can do. Called again then they say ok they will go reset the router. Why didnt they do it on my first call!!! Then toilet bowl stuck with just toilet paper. Flush is not strong enough to even flush poops. Called for ...
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(Too many sports movie crossovers. At that point, you might as well have Cuba Gooding as a trash-talking field agent.) I just think they did too much stunt-casting this season -- between Rudy, Robocop, Tom Berenger's girlfriend from "The Big Chill," Rob Lowe's nemesis from "Oxford...
Called the counter first time and they told me nothing they can do. Called again then they say ok they will go reset the router. Why didnt they do it on my first call!!! Then toilet bowl stuck with just toilet paper. Flush is not strong enough to even flush poops. Called for ...