decided to use the 10 year anniv of the song to be like hey I’ll never celebrate this dirt-ass song because while I was starring in the video Katy was a total B, said kissing me was gross, and then also ripped my pants off at a roller skating rink and showed everyone my wiener....
I wasn’t able to ride my bike with no handlebars (shoutout Flobots). Did I really think I would have the ability to win the most prestigious bike race in the world and not be able to bike without using my hands?
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I mean my sister, not Pretty) when I created a meme with her face and the words “if you see this woman – hide your cats!” I woke her up early that morning and lied to her that I posted the meme on Twitter and hundreds of people had already liked it!
I love this! I’m a bad friend for some of the same reasons….but you make up for it with all your other awesome qualities! Now off to my blog to write my own version! Reply Ashley November 17, 2011 Wow! We have a lot in common. I would SOO rather pick up dog poop than anyt...
Your butt crack hangs out of your pants and you think we don’t see it? You lay all over furniture with your sweat, you think we don’t smell it and deodorize it when you are not around? You don’t wash your hands after you eat and you eat all day! I didn’t know that until...
PPS. I adored the people on that ship so much it shocked me and can never thank them enough for letting come join their family for the weekend. Also, if whichever one of those Koreas is being a bastard hurts them in any way I will lose. my. shit. Seriously, Korea. Stop being an ...
OH, and here’s a really good one for you: The smarty-pants can open up the metal tin that we keep their food in. I’ve had this tin for about 20 years and no cat has ever opened it before, but KYO-monster can and does often. He also likes to perch on the middle sash of ...
Liberal parents have children who wander into their grade one class wearing orange track pants, a lacy purple top, and mismatched shoes (one’s bright red). The parent with the child shrugs and says, “At least they stand out in the crowd.” The conservative parent’s child is well dress...
So, to time myself at hand-washinginstead of singing the insipid happy birthday song, I have been soaping my paws while warbling two rounds of my childhood summer camp favorite:Scab Sandwich. If you don’t know the tune, you could improvise your own; in case you haven’t heard the ly...