ice cream cone. I thought it was funny how every time my tongue lapped up against it, it got harder and started to pulse in my little hand. I licked all over it until it was rock hard. Then, he picked me up and sat me down on it. I could feel it poking into my tiny cunt ...
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and you probably don’t even notice them, or think about how much work they actually took. There’s a madness to incidental animation, that so much effort has been lavished into producing something so ancillary, something which many
you damn well know that, I tried to kiss you & you had no real interest so I never tried again & you damn well know that, okay. I could’ve kept doing this, my hands could’ve gone somewhere, but I never did, okay, I was an absolute gentleman the whole fucking night. Okay....
“I speak the name of Jesus over you… I speak the name of all authority…” Funny how God uses people and circumstances to bring clarity. One simple comment from the dental hygienist this week resonated:“I’d rather be the patient.” There it was. The statement that summed up how I...
You guys are funny. Or maybe you’re not. I’ve had so many calories this morning that everything seems hilarious to me right now. Either way, we move on right now to the “Scrumdiddlyumptious Jr. Strawberry Hot Chocolate.” Hot chocolate flavored with strawberry syrup, topped with whipp...
KUN-SAE It’s funny. Your phone. It’s like a nuclear button. MUN-KWANG What are you talking about? KUN-SAE They all hide their tails when you say you’ll press the button. (laughs) You’re like North Korea. The phone is Kim Jong-Un’s nuke! Mun-Kwang sits up straight...
Memories of how we interacted seem funny to me today. For example, one time he told me to cut the grass and I decided to do just the front yard and postpone doing the back, but then it rained for a couple of days and the backyard grass became so high I had to cut it with a ...
Ain't it strange ain't it funny We were all stuck inside and felt so lonely Ain't it weird ain't it crazy All the plans we had are looking kinda hazy How can you miss something that you've never had Have the answers to the questions That you've never asked I miss all of the ...
Upon entering the car I told my friends all about it, they bursted into laughter without hesitation, “you see her as a lover and she see you as best friend, how pathetic yet funny as hell.” It all seems ridiculous how, from the moment she tried to and only tried to defend me I ...