so i didn t so i fall over so i feel torn betwee so i hate smoking so i love spring so i m blessed so i professionals so i pulled up alongs so i put myself on fo so i should be the on so i stay and still so i tickled him so i took some so i went to church e so i...
Love has no need for memory.Spin Me I PulsateCool Water, Rushing 31 Dec Cold water in the egg bowl. Use the cold water not the warm. Warm will curdle it, hot will stick it to the bowl in that godawful mess you can’t scrub off so you just end up throwing the damn bowl out....
I miss the smell of my teenage sons room. Yes, even that I miss. All those days I’d yell at him to keep his window open to prevent suffocation by farts and sweaty old socks, I’d take that back right now if I could. I’d wash his nasty football uniform with a cheerful smile ...
Once she had her sense of smell back, the woman began to notice her husband’s farts were just downright awful. “At first I thought it was just a bad f**t here and there. But as the nights progressed, I realised that the bad farts were becoming a nightly nightmare,” she continued...
-Sorry means never having to say I love you. -Ina stands and goes hey um would you watch my stuff for a minute I need to go to the bathroom. -Uncomprehending look in return. -Look of the daze-ruptured put-upon. -It is 15:40. -Do you speak English? -Do you? -She laughs and...
In honor of Mother’s Day and the bestest mom a girl could ask for, I’m reposting Day #152: Super Mom. Love you, mom! Guess What I Did Today? The Story: My Day, In Pictures ~~~ The Not So Fantastic Reality: The above story was inspired by the following tidbits I encountered t...
The man had a thing for Dublin and also, according to his private letters, farts. I’m not one to kink-shame so I didn’t judge him for his enduring love of a place with constant grey skies and limited opportunities. But this city, this country gets under your ...
I briefly considered letting the cat in to see how many she could secure, but she’s more interested in finding true love than squirrel meat. So I got to work with the net that I keep handy on my desk. After I had reclaimed and securely restrained 13 squirrels, I wiped the sweat fro...
Before going further and risking a backlash from people in love with and/or living in Japan outside of Tokyo, it’s worth noting that I’ve spent the majority of my two Japanese months in and around Tokyo. I understand that Tokyo is not an accurate representation of Japan as a whole, ...
I love the first time for just about any experience, and vowed to be there to see it. 2019 saw some unexpected delays in the readiness of the track, and it was postponed to the following year; 2020. You can imagine what came next. ...