I miss the smell of my teenage sons room. Yes, even that I miss. All those days I’d yell at him to keep his window open to prevent suffocation by farts and sweaty old socks, I’d take that back right now if I could. I’d wash his nasty football uniform with a cheerful smile ...
I briefly considered letting the cat in to see how many she could secure, but she’s more interested in finding true love than squirrel meat. So I got to work with the net that I keep handy on my desk. After I had reclaimed and securely restrained 13 squirrels, I wiped the sweat fro...
Love has no need for memory. Spin Me I Pulsate Cool Water, Rushing 31Dec Cold water in the egg bowl. Use the cold water not the warm. Warm will curdle it, hot will stick it to the bowl in that godawful mess you can’t scrub off so you just end up throwing the damn bowl out....
the psychic Bruna (Lola Duenas) who wants to lose her virginity before the plane lands to remark about the smell of farts and most of the film taking place among the business class passengers such as the ‘mule’ (Miguel Angel Silvestre) who keeps his bride (Laya Marti) passed out with ...
5:36 am My farts smell like I’ve eaten nothing but eggs for 3 days. Everything is heavy, especially my face 7:02 am I wake up, everything hurts especially where the nurse hit me. I take advil and go back to sleep 9:22 am I am awake and going to attempt to eat something. My...
“Yes. Along with everything else in my pockets. I don’t know what’s become of my horse.” He dabbed the handkerchief against his split lip. He could smell Randall’s cologne on it, despite his swollen nose—the real Eau de Cologne, smelling of Italy and sandalwood. Lord John used...
-Sorry means never having to say I love you. -Ina stands and goes hey um would you watch my stuff for a minute I need to go to the bathroom. -Uncomprehending look in return. -Look of the daze-ruptured put-upon. -It is 15:40. -Do you speak English? -Do you? -She laughs and...
Or refusing your offer of a chocolate milk, even though they love chocolate milk, because someone else is around who recently declared all chocolate milk to be babyish.How to deal with it: See if you can make this quality work for you: Find the most confident kids in class, the ones ...
We smoke the blunts! A pair of TEENS approach them. TEEN 1 Lemme get a nickel bag. JAY Fifteen bucks, little man. Put the money in my hand. If the money does not show, then you owe-me-owe-me-owe. (changing up to Morris Day) My Jungle Love! Yes, Oh-we-oh-we-oh! I think...
so i didn t so i fall over so i feel torn betwee so i hate smoking so i love spring so i m blessed so i professionals so i pulled up alongs so i put myself on fo so i should be the on so i stay and still so i tickled him so i took some so i went to church e so i...