pretend that we are lost. But, we are the moms so we actually know where we are at all times (and are holding a sweatshirt, sippy cup, our coffee cup, and a pumpkin we said NOT to pick up until after we were done with the corn maze but...you know...that's #momlife.)...
You want a hot make-out with Conrad Fisher. You want his tongue in your mouth, -you dirty little slut.-[chuckles] Okay. -Shut up, Taylor.-[laughs] Im just saying. Like, youve been in love with him since we were 12. Youve got to shit or get off the pot. A) Thats disgusting...