I asked whether I’d be given a keepsake image from my ass ultrasound — assault-trasound, if you will — to force my friends and family to look at, like pregnant ladies repeatedly shove at you until you concede that yes, that creepy, shapeless blur is the most precious creepy, shapele...
Unfortunately its not a rare event. I have pooped my pants while out shopping, on my way to work in the morning, while at work in meetings, on the way home in the car. I even pooped my pants recently in a taxi and made the driver stop and leave me on the side of the road in ...
I was a, I don’t know. Oh, you’re like 10 years old or something. 11. I was shitting in my pants being in that class, you know, the fucking principal. And it was like super conservative and he walks around and watches us, try to like hand, write something off the whiteboard ...
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He giggled. “If you keep cussing like you did today, I’ll be able to buy anything.” I actually chuckled at the little wise ass… “Seriously though.” “We’ll be great. I don’t have to buy it… I can already tell. Sookie wouldn’t lie to us anyway.” ...
He must be shitting them. But he’s not. Ki-Tek slaps Ki-Woo’s shoulder. KI-TEK That’s my boy! That means this is your future wife’s house! The Parks will be your in-laws! KI-WOO (laughs) I guess that’s true. Chung-Sook joins the laughter. CHUNG-SOOK You mean...
In the second half, I start warming up before the coaches even tell me to get warm. I just grab my bib and sayf*** it. I keep repeating to myself, “If I get into this game, I’m going to lay it all on the field. My hair. My beard. My mustache.” ...
That's when I can't hold my shit within so I shit on myself Cause I'm so sick and tired of shitting on everybody else I'm tryna tell you like I saying something I'm from the dirty like the bottom of my pants cuff And there ain't nothin gonna stop me ...
Arguably this is the most pants-shitting position anyone could find themselves in: after Bond deposits the diamonds in the mausoleum, he is knocked out cold and placed into a coffin to be incinerated. All things considered, Bond responds to this predicament fairly cooly. He doesn’t panic; hi...
Wishingaway“哦我希望和孩子多相处一会”OhIwishIcouldspendmoretimewithmykids.Oh!Oh!“你的愿望实现r”Yourwishisgranted.没错Yeah.很多父母意识到自己喜欢孩子的唯一原因Alotofparentsrealizedtheonlyreasonyoulikeyourkids就是你们的相处时间是有限的isbecauseyouonlyknowthempart-time.只需要早上见见面送他们上学晚上....