Yet every time I go to write something about it, I struggle. You’d think that 24 hours of pooping chartreuse buttjuice and then paying a highly educated stranger thousands of dollars to fish a camera up my bunghole would make for a good story, but alas. Really ain’t too much to say...
but I have found that doing this with a friend (or my husband) along with a nice cold beer (or maybe two, but remember you need to keep your wits about you if you are making the jam right after preparing the berries) makes the process a lot nicer....
I want my dog to always come back in the house willingly and happily, so I give my dog a treat after peeing or pooping outside. (I keep a box of low-value treats near the back door, and he waits patiently until I give him his treat after returning inside.) After we’ve gone for...
staying for the football game to visit with friends, steaming my kid’s dress, taking homecoming pictures, and delivering forgotten items around town. The only writer thing I accomplished was working on my short story, visiting a third library, and thinking a lot about my book. One might ...
Oddly enough my first post didn’t even have the selfie part going for it, but damn, for most of the rest of them, that’s a lot of selfies! The Backstory It began March 16, 2020, as a suggestion on Twitter from Tom to Brian, “idea: thread where you ask people to post their...
i’ve also been thinking a lot about this ikea kitchen island, mid century modern low boy dressers, whether or not i’m killing my fern, losing 10 pounds, not drinking for a few months, 8×10 area rugs, and finding some sweet landscape paintings to hang on my bedroom walls. yessiree...
some days when as long as her clothes are clean and free from holes, I don’t care what she wears. So I confess my child will never be a fashionista or catalog model on my watch. But her clothes fit and are seasonally appropriate and I keep them in good enough condition to pass the...
I’ve been doing a lot of reading about the benefits of probiotics recently while trying to boost the good bacteria count in my intestines. And what I’ve been learning is fascinating. Today I’m going to share some of what I’ve been learning plus more about my personal experience. The...
As a kid, I was constipated a lot so pooping, I had to really push and it hurt, like when women gave birth on TV so I thought that you pooped babies and I found out it wasn't true when I asked my grandma how come pregnant ladies don't accidentally lose there babies when they po...
poopings, but you have convinced yourself that if you don’t watch him every second, he will forget to breathe. This fear is pounded into you everywhere you turn as a new mom, and a valid one, but let’s face it, you’ve done all you can to keep him safe. Your unblinking ...