So, to time myself at hand-washinginstead of singing the insipid happy birthday song, I have been soaping my paws while warbling two rounds of my childhood summer camp favorite:Scab Sandwich. If you don’t know the tune, you could improvise your own; in case you haven’t heard the ly...
A little more TLC (or more aptly elbow grease) given to those bit part players would’ve gone a long way to selling the authenticity further. Not to mention, just about every character in this film just so happens to be truly god awful with firearm in hand (we’re talking stormtrooper ...
There is a bone spur on my elbow, but they said that isn’t really anything to worry about. Nothing was broken, but I strained the tendons and ligaments in my wrist and thumb. The lower joint in my thumb is also not healthy, one side of the joint has a larger gap than the other...
For those curious to know how it feels to have your hair fall out, I can say it is very odd both physically and psychologically. Physically I first noticed something Tuesday night, a pins and needles sensation starting lightly on my scalp. It didn’t hurt, just felt different. When I wo...
Oh my goodness what an amazing read. Life has not been easy for Laney since she lost her best friend in an accident and lost her boyfriend at the same time. Then her mother’s memoir was released, and her nana suffers several ways of hurt by the accusations in this memoir, not to fo...
stuffing, Thanksgiving itself seemed to sneak up upon us. My mother frantic, me at her elbow, eventually side-by-side, kitchen maelstrom fraught with urgency of emergency, as though in the midst of creation rather than recreation of our time-honored meal, my father a stickler for tradition....
That went well until the third loop, where I was walking with Neil, and some dude suddently pushed his way through some other athletes behind us and then elbowed Neil in the back and yelled, in a thick Swabian accent, “Scheisse! Koennt ihr nicht rechts bleiba?! Verdammt!” ...
When I don’t need to wear it for warmth, and if my bags are particularly full, I end up just carrying it, often tucked through the shoulder straps of my large pack and dangling at elbow-level. This was what I was doing through Gatwick airport, and then I got on the plane, put ...
The next thing I remember I was in a gurney in a hallway. I had dried blood and bandages on the backs of my hands and elbow. I thought maybe I had fallen and was in an admin office on campus. I was very calm and wondering where my sister was. A deputy explained I had been assa...
It consisted of a few TV presenter types stood round an elbow high table talking about… well, I'm not quite sure what they was on about as my Danish is a bit rusty these days. It was a bit like that thing that Tim Lovejoy does back in England on a Sunday. So there's me, ...