Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!Lips was breakfast, pussy was ...
i was in a luxurious hotel with my ex…. we were not close emotionally but in bed the soft skin and warmth was very arousing…. i had been to the toilet for a pee and she had moved over slightly to my side of the bed indicating an interest in physical contact…. before i hopped ...
we jumped into old Ladder 13 and made the extensive excursion to your property. I hopped into the bucket and Chuck extended the ladder out to the middle of your driveway. I’m sure you can piece together the rest of the story, Sherlock...
Yes, legend has it that every holiday season, the Eight Merry Mermen hit the San Diego shores with what the people want most: beer! The 8th installment in our “Twelve Days” holiday series is an intensely hopped IIIPA packed with aromas of fresh evergreen, grapefruit, and tangerine. ...
She pecked his cheek and hopped out of the car and hurried across the road and let herself in through a silently swinging gate. She disappeared around back of one of the long low stucco structures. After waiting a few minutes he shut off the engine. He paged through the new issue of St...
When I picked him up after the first night, he hopped into the front seat, kind of snickered and said,“Well, I don’t think I played well enough tonight to make the team, but I’ve still got two more nights.”And he then went on to tell me how he only made one of his four...
We said goodbye to Alex and hopped in the truck with Steven. We did the perfunctory exchange of pleasantries and headed down the highway, or what is considered a highway in Costa Rica. Pretty soon into the trip Steven asked if we minded taking the dirt road. I thought we were actually...
The flight out from SFO on Thursday was smooth and didn’t at all feel like it was more than 10 hours. Upon arriving at London Heathrow on Friday morning, I got my bags, sailed through customs, and hopped on a National Express coach to Wales. After riding through the lush, quaint coun...
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I hopped on one leg, then the other. “So, if you’re Puerto Rican, they call you Hispanic?” “Yeah. Anybody who speaks Spanish.” I jumped a circle, as she had done, but faster. “You mean, if you speak Spanish, you’re Hispanic?”“Well, yeah. No . . . I mean your ...