I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did. ihtp : I Have To Poop ihtsm : i hate this so much ihtutbr : I have to use the bathroom ihu : I hate you ihurg : i hate your guts ihusb : i hate you so bad ihusfm : ...
I'm incredibly attracted to him, so the only reason I turn him down in those moments is because I'm tired/distracted/bloated/gotta poop, or just not feeling it in that moment. For one, it's also a big mental shift for me. I could be laying on the ...
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a「Oh look I'm all out of fucks to give, sorry.」「I cannot find the shit I do not give.」「I don't give a Jesus turd!」「I don't give a rat's ass.」「I don't give a poop.」「Suck my dick.」「Holy shit! Look at all the fux I give!」「You can go fuck yourself fo...
From others who’ve done the full-time language training, I understand it will be grueling; that you have to eat, sleep, breath and poop nothing but French if you want to pass the exams; that you have to take your exhausted brain home at the end of the day and do a few hours of...
We have a canopy of live oak trees back there, and a great deck built by the previous homeowner, but there is always too much dog poop and the garden is in shambles and there are weeds everywhere and every shrub is overgrown except the ones that are dead and our too-cheap furniture ...
I gotta tell ya that it was pretty darned nice to have a small little break from the demon dog over this past weekend. Luckily, our neighbors are always more than willing to have him stay with them when we go out of town. For some reason that I have yet to determine, they seem to...
We watched a dog live his best life in the surf chasing birds and waves for an hour, while the owner sat on the sand with a poop bag and a tennis ball. And then the holidays were upon us. I must say, it was actually an enjoyable holiday season for me because I am usually running...
5)Can’t Buy Me Love– Maybe the crap in the brown bag was dog poop. Maybe it wasn’t. Either way, metaphorically, McDreamy took a crap on one-time bestie Kenneth Wurman’s house. But the way Donald, or Ronald, apologized at the end certainly merited an 80’s slow crap…er clap...
“Oh, I’m local alright. Been living here a few months and just realized my car’s inspection was about to expire so thought I’d better get ‘er done, ya know..”shut up, you idiot“Anyhoo…here you go” I said, handing him the check, and then not able to leave well enough ...