I’m going again with a skinny, very pretty friend – who’s recently single but prefers women, who has the same niche job as me but we work for different organisations. We met at our old job a few years back & we haven’t ever really been out socially before so I am looking forw...
I am a firm believer that women have expiry dates. That doesn’t mean that I don’t find it hilarious to see these old weathered bitches who are at the age where they no longer give a fuck and their shame and insecurities are thrown out the fucking window, so they try to compete wit...
I woke up at 3:02am thinking about all the things I wanted to throw away. I’m only a moderately tidy person. For most of my life I let cleaning slide until I’m expecting company forcing me to clean up. But as I’ve gotten older I’m slowly becoming more anxious over disorder. ...
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understand how fucking exhausted I am, every woman is, today. Exhausted. Climb every mountain, there’ll be a white man there already who took the lift, and gets the prize.” I feel this tweet in my gut this morning. I’d just insert “old” before the “white man”, because I’m...
These tubas are going CRAZY. God, Bey, you certainly do have shooters. These chaps are making me even gayer. We love a Shaboozey collab, don’t we, girls? “Look at that horse, look at that horse, look at that horse.” I already am! Stop everything and salute the juck (jorts ...
Confession I Am in Love with My Wife You Are The Wife of My Life I Love My Wife Pendant I Love My Wife Pictures I Love My Wife Very Much I Love My Wife Fine Meme I Love My Wife Image I Love My Wife Picture I Love My Wife Forever ...
Dear Mrs. Grayson, I am so excited for you to have your baby girl! I hope both you and your baby are healthy! When you come back next year, I would love to know her name. I bet that your baby will be as sweet and caring as you are. I would also like to thank you for being...
Whereas in recent incarnations I have been focused on the fact I was convinced I had something worthwhile to write, I am now (for today at least) going to try and write something I’m convinced is worth reading. Michael Tobis (aka Dr. Doom) is someone I have opposed frequently and ...
Raunchy Lyrics:"When I lift my top lip, I could still smell you/When I swallow my spit, I could still taste you/Put that p***y in my face every time I face you/It go P-*-*-*-Y/Because it's the reason I am alive/Mama, I need it to stay alive/It's like I gotta eat ...