Humorous Quotes and Quotations My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben Add to Favorite List The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller Add to Favorite List My health is good; ...
Funny Quotes About Life Here you'll find a wonderful collection of witty aphorisms on the subject of life from some of the world's most famous personalities. From Humorous Poems to My Word Wizard Home Share this page: What’s this?
Here are few of my favoritefunny friendship quotesto share with those you love. I hope you enjoy these funny and hilariousfriendship quotesas much as I like sharing them with you. No one can make you laugh quite the way your friends can, and there’s nothing like sharing a few funny fr...
I love everything about motels. I can't help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open. —Bill Bryson 5 Still, I never really mind bad service in a restaurant. It makes me feel better about not leaving a tip. —Bill Bryson 4 ...
Quotes Authors Albert Einstein (1879-1955) discovered the theory of general relativity, effecting a revolution in physics. Wisdom Discovery Learnfrom yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The most important thing is to not stopquestioning. ...
-- Bob HopeSubmitted byJudi Reed I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. -- Lily TomlinSubmitted byJoyce Flaugher If you're watching to learn...Watch! If you're watching for a break...Speak up! If ...
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I hope that your mind is still in good shape, so you will remember that you are forgetful. Funny happy birthday quotes sayings Looking to add a dash of humor to someone’s birthday celebration? Look no further! We’ve compiled a collection of funny happy birthday quotes and sayings that ...
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