Humorous Quotes and Quotations My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben Add to Favorite List The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller Add to Favorite List My health is good; ...
Good morning! We gather here today to witness and celebrate an act of deep love. Susan and Jim, in their devotion, respect, and love for each other wish to unite in the holy bond of marriage, and to dedicate themselves to each other's happiness and well being as life mates and partner...
bloating, bulging waistlines, weight gain, burping, food cravings and heaps of other quirks. This post celebrates this cute yet annoying side of pregnancy with humorous quotes that are sure to make an expecting woman giggle away. Take ideas and write...
Scott Beck:“We feel like one of the movie’s secret weapons is Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant is an actor who has charmed worldwide audiences with his romantic comedies, and yet this movie, we kind of weaponize that good will that he’s formed with an audience. Partly because of that, the ...
After lunch I say we must take dog for walk, I do not have time this morning, too much washing ironing folding shopping. I am tired Katie, can I stay here? You cant stay here on your own. Yes I can! Dont be silly Fran, you are not big girl yet, please d...
Yes, good ol Monica Lewinsky who just happened to save her dress that had an implicating stain on it. (checking my closet to see if I managed to save any stains from years past……….nope……….S**T! ) But I do have a stain on my old limo outfit when I was driving down the...
t exactly a safe haven either. It’s the classic story of fat girl with glasses gets bullied. Ya know, mean girl (boss) tells mean girl (minion) to spit in my face, and then everyone has a good laugh. Classy, am-I-rite. However, was any of this the cause of my depression or ...
Famous Quotes Quiz Perhaps it was the romantic visionary in him that caused Clemens to recall his youth in Hannibal with such fondness. As he remembered it in “Old Times on the Mississippi” (1875), the village was a “white town drowsing in the sunshine of a summer’s morning,” ...