How did the rotten tomato feel? He was in a jam. What did one half of the tomato say to the other? “Meet me at the sandwich!” Why did the tomato never gossip? It didn’t want to spread the sauce. How do tomatoes greet each other? “Hey juice!” Why did the tomato keep its...
“She always seems to be smiling.” For the most part that is true, but she had a particular look that she would give me that made me pause. It was a kind of bemused look, as if to say, “What are you thinking?” I would have done something or, more likely, ...
nasty tables the owner is too cheap to replace. Why I keep coming back here, I’ll never know. My nephew says it’s haunted… maybe the spirits are trying to get me here so they can tell me something I desperately need to know. What if I don’t want to listen to them?
"You'll never get me up in one of those!" declared the caterpillar to the butterfly. Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar. What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks and is the life of the party? A fun-gi. "Why don't you ever iron...
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