This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you: 1. Put both lids of the toilet up. And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the ...
This is a joke right? Nobody can assume that now. Grubby, grasping, shameless, these essentially little men and women are now shown to have become worse, not better, to have shrunk rather than grown, once they took their solemn oaths and added the letters ‘MP’ to their names. What ...
it was popular to use groups of letters to signal words. It was also common to spell the words incorrectly, using the wrong letters, as a joke. A Boston newspaper used the letters “O” and “K” to mean “oll korrect.” The O meant “all”...
As you can tell, Conan’s initial self-deprecating jokes allow Andy to jump in with witty sarcasm about how Conan would make a pretty girl.Instead of taking offense, he plays along, then takes that joke and runs it into a story about an old Three Stooges skit where they dress up as ...
Coolness conveys being in on some kind of inside joke the rest of the world isn't privy to. Maintain an aura of subtle amusement by regularly letting out mysterious chuckles and sporting a wry half-smile. Even if you don't find things overly hilarious, projecting a generally tickled perspec...
Joke Reply Please ma can I use small mortar (size 3) to pound yam ? Cause I don’t have the big size October 15, 2020 Chidi Anegbu Reply Yeah, sure. October 17, 2020 Hope Reply Tanks MA, well this is my first time to pound yam ND I really wanna give it a try, will give u...
Benjamin Kanarek: (glares out window, tries to stay calm — unfortunately looks up to see HDYGT’s Cat-crawling pose) Did you loose something?!? WTF are you doing? Get back in your chair!! HDYGT: (impressed) You have a nice Commanding presence, Mr. Kanarek! Did these skills develop ...
Gotta stay awake. A maze, and yours, and I, apparent a wash – W – Walsh, winners. Borel subjectiveness leakin’ here, all spirit. Too close to monitor, we that don’t want to die “subjected to” (gas) order times order splat....
In fact, multi-tasking is now an essential way of life, whilst talking to a friend on the phone I can sort a washload, find a missing Barbie hairbrush, clear up a mountain of Lego and make a cup of tea, albeit whilst sounding like a person living with Tourette’s by shouting “...
become a cat because I had the speed of one too. I caught his fist just in time. “Stop. He doesn’t have what you want Jack.” “Get out of here Sophomore. Unless you want a beating too.” “Just because you’re a Senior, it doesn’t give you the right to start beating on...