“Intelligence” will refer to these “universally useful intellectual abilities” going forward. We can talk about those of us who have them as “smart” and those who do not as “stupid.” This will piss some of you off, but it really is time we stop pretending we are all equally sma...
LAST BOOK-“How To Relieve Jock Itch Through Acupuncture”by Dr. Kcratch Thimbals from the Netherlands. TURN-ON’S –Seeing someone score a ‘buzzard beating’ game-winning shot, dating an underage cheerleader, and being a judge at the World Famous Teenage Beauty Pageant. TURN-OFF’S –Wo...
idly scratching an itch on his chest with one of his tiny arms “but I couldn’t help noticing that you are covered from nose to shoulder in dried blood, and that you are wearing the tail of a Stegosaurus around your neck – a tail which, if I am not mistaken, has the eyeball...
In a bid to get him to stop asking, she would claim it was TV show host Bob Barker, leaving Barney distracted by this possibility for years. On 23 July 1981, Barney's biological father, Jerome Whittaker, took Barney to the National History Museum, under the guise "Uncle Jerry". Then ...
“Every moment of life is unique – a kiss, a sunset, a dance, a joke. None will ever recur in quite the same way. Each happens only once in the history of the universe.”–Stephen Nachmanovitch “Know what you want to do, hold the thought firmly, and do every day what should ...
Why Does My Beard Itch? Some men will begin to experience an itchy period during the first few weeks of beard growth. Many men may feel an overwhelming urge to just shave it all off an be done with it at this point. Indeed, this is your first test of resolve! Most men have experien...
As an agent of ACME (The Agency to Classify and Monitor Evildoers), players have to use a series of clues to hunt down Sandiego and stop her from, well, doing something bad. Of course, the wily spy was always just a few steps ahead, so staying close on her trail with a knowledge ...
and my body screamed for me to stop, but my brain told me to move forward, but I couldn’t, not one bit, my body shut down, and I couldn’t move, I sank to the bottom, and abdicated all hope of being able to rescue my daughter, Don’t worry, they’re going to find her, ...
," the jokes were fired in a nonstop barrage ("Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith and ... I'm a locksmith."), with sight gags and recurring bits contributing to an incredibly dense level of zaniness. That level of detail — and audience expectation — ...
In this guide, you will learn how to grow and trim a beard as well as different beard styles as well as a bit on the beard’s history: How To Grow & Look After Your Beard Why Does Your Beard Itch? How To Fix A Patchy Beard Essential Tools For Trimming A Beard How To Trim A Be...