because I’m your friend. Your hands will suddenly become completely useless balls of flesh and you’ll wonder how you’ve even managed to feed yourself up to this point. It’s a miracle you’ve made it this far in life, really, with those uncoordinated hand...
Consider how easy it is to spell the names you're considering as it can get tiring having to spell out your name for others. Choose a simpler name if you don’t want to bother with that. Also make sure the initials don’t spell something unfortunate, like Patricia Imogene Gerken becoming...