LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—The theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking angered supporters of Donald J. Trump on Monday by responding to a question about the billionaire with a baffling array of long words. Speaking to a television interviewer in London, Hawking called Trump “a demagogue who seems...
As many of you know, I grew up in Judaism, having attended Hebrew school and Sabbath school, and services regularly. At one time I aspired to be a rabbi. But when a rabbi spit on a hospital floor when I brought up the possiblity of Jesus being the Messiah, I gave up my desire to...