The family turns to see -- A DRUNK MAN teetering toward the semi-basement window. Their faces slowly fill with dread. CHUNG-SOOK How many times did I tell you? We need to put up a “No Urinating” sign. KI-TEK It’ll make them want to do it even more. It’s psychology. ...
Eric Alman waiting in the basement. Let’s get moving. Hello darlings. And now it’s time for your favorite part of the show, our Stacking Benjamins headlines. Our headline today comes to us from the USA today, uh, not USA yesterday. It’s USA today. Uh, Daniel Divis say it looks ...
Hello, my name is. Live from Joe’s mom’s basement. It’s the Stacking Benjamin Show. I’m Joe’s Bob’s neighbor, Doug, and who needs a guru? When you’ve got Che GPT today, we’ll ask the know-It-all futuristic mystic. All y’all’s questions about debt in our headlines....
“No one is immune to the disease of addiction,” warns Katherine Ketcham, the coauthor of thirteen books, including Teens Under the Influence: The Truth About Kids, Alcohol, and Other Drugs – How to Recognize the Problem and What to Do About It and the bestselling classic Under the In...
Indeed, he is an adult even if he doesn’t yet act the part. So you can be helpful and check in, but you’re not looking to give unsolicited advice. You may say something like the following: “How are things going? Can I be helpful to you?” This doesn’t mean that you...
Later, she dives into a flooded basement and just happens to randomly grab a box with exactly the records they need on her first try. How lucky! Even luckier that these records are apparently kept in waterproof containers. These issues compound the existing problem caused by Preston and Effy...
Homer must decide whether he should complete marriage counseling or skip out to catch a legendary catfish; Bart and Lisa take advantage of Grampa's ignorance of the house rules. Three Men and a Comic Book (1991) Bart, Milhouse and Martin each pitch in to buy an highly-collectible "Radio...
So I texted Sheepdog in the basement: “Any chance you can go get <Kid D> from school? I’m showering.” His response: “Right now?” I’m literally in the middle of a shower. I’m wet. And cold. I have soap in my hair and my eyes. For cripe’s sake: “Come up please.”...
If you suspect a cat is being abused, don't try to act on your own by taking the cat. That's illegal, dangerous, and possibly not helpful to the cat. Instead, report the issue to the local animal control agency so they can investigate the case. ...
My son and his wife bought a house so they will be moving in 6 weeks. It’s time to get serious about how I can use my space better. Before we do anything, we have some updates to complete. The windows downstairs have to get put in and we need some more insulation. Then we have...