and by the inner beauty that a lyricist can't spell and even though i knew that she'd probably play me i was like how about it baby how about it baby she went outside to talk to a friend i didn't want to interrupt her and try to cut in but then her friend said hello she nee...
either). I long for the day when threatening “I’ll just cancel my service and switch to Verizon” was the magic word, and you’d get whatever you were asking for. Now, you say that and they’re like, “okay I can cancel that now.” Do I have NO leverage...
Greg, Joe, and Betty, while Gramma tried to tell a joke about a chicken in a freezer. She got so tickled with the joke that she couldn’t get to the punch line for laughing so hard, which in turn had the rest of us laughing helplessly. We sat around that table, all shaking with ...
Your significant other gets angry at you –you feel fear – you imagine them leaving Your significant other gets angry at you –you feel curious – you seek to understand Your significant other gets angry at you –you feel disgust– you belittle them Your significant other gets angry at you ...
We’re all familiar with green-eyed envy or feeling blue, but what about being “caught purple-handed”? Or “tickled orange”? Give an old color-infused expression a new hue and tell us what it represents. You can let your imagination run wild with this prompt. Think of an expression ...
Another domino went “plunk” between my meditations and a blast of wind tickled my neck back to impending reality. Prior to three or four consecutive “bonks”, I spread my stance and dug my paddle into the water. No paddling against the river. Find a safe eddy and regroup. I was ...