We go to the pub for a spot of lunch, we read a story, I drink some of my pint and then the baby poo’s. No problem, I threw the nappy bag into the pram. I go through said bag and there are no nappies. It’s 21⁰C outside, she is in a dress and I have prom...
Despite clearly being head over heels in love with his adorable son Eric, Simon also admitted that he hasn't quite got to grips with anything remotely poo-covered yet, having left all the nappy changing to Lauren while he swans around on the X Factor. "I still haven't changed a nappy,...