People often ask me uncomfortable questions about my eye or even play jokes on me. When the kids played games, I was always the “bad guy”. Everyone looked down on me. Yet every time mom noticed I was unhappy, she would say to me, “Hold your head up high and face the world.”...
She likes watching TV and telling jokes. My name is Wang Kang. I'm not tall, but my short curly hair makes me look great. I'm very heavy. I need to do more exercise. I have a younger sister. She's only four years old. She has long curly hair. She is good-looking. She ...
Laughter can be the secret ingredient to any family gathering. Whether it's turkey puns, classic dad jokes, or light-hearted quips about overindulging, a good chuckle can lighten the mood. Gobble up these humorous Happy Thanksgiving messages and serve up some smiles this holiday! Don't bother...
The second session on Friday afternoon is our football clubs activity class. After the first class, I rushed to the playground at lightning speed to help the club teacher organize my friends to stand in line. The teacher saw us standing in line so quickly and decided to reward us with a ...
There are jokes also with "Groundhog Day" and teenage slashers and campus movies that work very well. Her list of suspects is hilarious and the dark humor of the alternate ending is a plus of the DVD. My vote is seven.Title (Brazil): "A Morte Te Dá Parabéns" ("The Death Gives ...
We are nerds at heart and of course, for the die hard Star Wars fans – we got you covered for those bday memes. Enjoy our entire collection ofStar Wars birthday memes. Chuck Norris Birthday Memes Do you have a friend who just won’t stop with the Chuck Norris jokes? ME TOO. ...
Here are a few New Year as well asXmas Funny jokesfor friends to crack at each other during your gathering on this big event and have fun! What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking. ...
Ryan Reynolds is quite sure he would make a great host for the Oscars. Imagine Reynolds holding the mic for most of the night and sharing his signature jokes and anecdotes? Maybe he’ll finally get his comedy crown back after Martha Stewart unexpectedly ripped it from his head with her late...
Thank you for always supporting my Slack jokes Happy birthday to the best rant listener around…IDK where I’d be without you. HBD to the queen of midday gabbing. You’re the absolute best. From coffee hour to happy hour, I’ll always be by your side. Happy birthday! Cheers to anoth...
Making jokes about the bride and groom is a wedding tradition in both France and Germany. In France, this includes making loud noises with pots; in Germany, wedding guests break dishes. Weddings in Germany often last for three days. On Thursday, there is a simple ceremony at a government ...