Even though it’s your birthday, you can find cute & witty Instagram Birthday Captions for Yourself to post any of your birthday bash pics or cake cutting photos, or birthday party selfies on Instagram. For all your memorable birthday moments to share on Instagram, we have perfect Happy ...
As I blow out the candles on my cake, I make a wish for more blessings, more adventures, and more amazing experiences. Happy birthday to me! I am grateful for another year of life, good health, and happiness. Happy birthday to myself! May this birthday bring me more opportunities to l...
87. “Put candles in a cake; it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.”— Jim Gaffigan 88. “As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”— Norman Wisdom 89. “A man i...
These short and sweet happy birthday friend messages are perfect for all kinds of friends. A simple birthday message can work equally well for close, life-long buddies and new acquaintances. Add them to a text or social media post for a quick and easy way to let someone know you're think...
— Eleanor Roosevelt 50 We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong. — Steven Tyler 50 Now that I've reached the age where I need my children more than they need ...
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. —Faina Ranevskaya 21 Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given...
His sweet great granddaughter Eleanor. He thinks she’s the best. No birthday cake just bring him a cherry pie! His last sibling that is alive today. Aunt Anna and Pop live a few miles from each other. She lives in a senior care home. (She now lives with her granddaughter) They talk...
Congrats to Eleanor Morrison (Los Angeles) who lands general meeting with manager Daniel Vang from BenderSpink. Congrats to Shannon Forth Davies (Oklahoma) who secures writing assignment for producer Luke Edwards! Great job to Kristen Demaline (New York City) who gets general meeting with agent...
Have so much fun watching the play and enjoy birthday cake making. Thanks Samantha! Reply Erinn 02/23/2018 I have hard runs all the time! Usually my body is telling me that I’m tired or I need to eat. So I’ve been trying to eat a little more before ...
Rainbow Rowell’sEleanor & Parkis the best YA novel I have had starring a fat main character* because: Eleanor is still fat even when she doesn’t get enough to eat, which to me reads as a sign of poverty, which it is in the real world, rather than a symptom of greed or bad cha...