At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday." ...
and I am watching everyone eulogize him on Facebook, while all I can think about is this one time we were alone, and he touched me in an extremely inappropriate way, then pulled my body to him, and said right up in my face, “I know things aren’t right at home...
What I would ask for now:That youthful skin on which I slathered all the makeup stored in said Caboodle. What I received then:a Cabbage Patch kid, which I named Elizabeth Andrea. I got rid of all my otherchildhood dolls, but Elizabeth is currently sleeping in a box in my basement. Wh...