24. “I’m funny how? Funny, like, I’m a clown? I amuse you?” –Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) 25. “You’d be late to your own f**king funeral.” –Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) When’s the last time you were greedy? Throughout Goodfellas, Henry and the gang were constantly in pu...
37. "But, I'm funny how? I mean, funny like a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to (bleeping) amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How the (bleep) am I funny, tell me what's so (BLEEPING) funny about me?" To Kellen Winslow Jr., who isn't jus...
6. "Whenever we needed money, we robbed the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank." To Deion Sanders ... it's funny how he got his "dog" back for yet another comeback once CBS told him to take a hike and he needed that seven-figure paycheck from someone. (And while we'...