for a while when the toaster pinged to life, sending the heady aroma of cinnamon bagels wafting into the house, everything seemed good with the world... - Eating out; Jilly Beattie's Resolve Crumbles along with Her Walls.So She Tries Fifty Two and Finds It the Toast of Bangor, Co Down...
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Now that I’ve gone GF, and CF, and no caffeinated beverages, and restricted FODMAPs and salicylates (because my poor belleh finally said ENOUGH after all these years), I’m so, so damn happy I got to have coal oven pizza and delicious bagels and wonderful milkshakes and juicy cheesebur...
Who had written "Tootie food, kitten chow, bird food stick, toaster scrambles, coffee drinks"? Some shoppers organize their lists by aisle; others start with dairy, go to cleaning supplies and then back to dairy before veering off to Home Depot. A few meticulous ones note the price of ...