I want to kiss you passionately on the lips then move straight up to your belly-button. Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what pe...
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Muir, Pat
I had been in a car accident, I was having flooring installed in my house and it was defective, I am working graveyard shift and I was having to break up my sleep to drop off and pick kids from school and work. I had to go get estimates for my car and shop to replace the floori...
Two Saturday Night Live legends, Pete Davidson and Eddie Murphy, are joining forces for The Pickup, an upcoming comedy directed by Tim Story. The project hails from Amazon MGM Studios, with plot details remaining a mystery. Smoke on the street says The Pickup is a heist comedy with a scri...
Now those pickup lines were for guys. Some of the best pirates there every be were ladies, so the top ten pickup lines for ladies be: 10. What are YOU doing here? 9. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed) 8. Come show me how ...
BEACH - While at the beach: wait for your victim to leave for a few minutes. Pick up their towel, dig a hole and cover it with the towel. When they get back, they will “fall” for your trick. MUSHROOM - Buy some fresh mushrooms and paint them bright red. “Plant” them in the...
I had planned to just stay for a couple of songs but ended up staying for the entire first set as the patrons got increasingly drunker. It’s always fun to watch Dave perform. I headed to nearby LaDue Reservoir afterwards to see if I could enjoy the Northern Lights – but alas, the ...
“Sometimes you just want to Mary Sue for an evening”), idle games (“It’s nice to check in on the love interest during a break and see him pining for you”), RPGs (“Why watch the rise of Cipan when you can be one of the elven samurai to fight for the cowboy shogun?”)...
Two Saturday Night Live legends, Pete Davidson and Eddie Murphy, are joining forces for The Pickup, an upcoming comedy directed by Tim Story. The project hails from Amazon MGM Studios, with plot details remaining a mystery. Smoke on the street says The Pickup is a heist comedy with a scri...