These hilarious good morning memes for her will give her all the feels. What about this good morning beautiful meme. Nothing like a creepy eyed Nicholas Cage to wake you up in a text message. Give her those crazy eyes right after she wakes up. A good morning beautiful meme is the perfec...
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We’ve all been had 'em: Those days when everything that could go wrong, does. Maybe you missed your train when you were already running late. Or maybe your morning coffee ended up coloring yourblouseon the way to work. Youcouldsit and mope about your bad luck—or turn to a little ...
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This morning, I asked the girls when was the last time they had a lockdown drill at school. Neither of them could remember, it’s such a common occurrence. They used to trigger Catie’s anxiety; the night after every lockdown drill, she would panic and cry, and I would have to lie...
Twitter is abuzz this morning as news hit ofBill Simmons departure from ESPN. What happens over the next few months will go a long way to determine if ESPN built Saturday Night Live or was content to employ Johnny Carson. In a quick survey, sentiment is leaning heavily toward Simmons being...
I miss messages from you first thing in the morning.I miss being away from you but with the knowledgethat we'll be back together soon. I miss trying too hard to make you smileand annoying you instead.I miss debating in my head whether you're cuterwhen you smile or when you frown.I...
And I grin whenever I see the familiar shape of my long shadow in the morning sun, because it looks just like a scaled up version of the one I saw when I was a little kid walking to school. I admit that feeling attractive to other people does matter to me. Fortunately, I’ve been...
In the morning, with the sun still below the horizon, the first rays of the sun peeked above the land. Once the sun reached the sand, things would get hot once more. He stood up and walked out of the tent. Thempta stood next to a camel, feeding it some grain. ...
Your roast should be as unique as a snowflake in a Florida summer. Avoid clichés like avoiding your responsibilities on a Monday morning. Step 5: Timing is Everything Unleash your roast with the precision of a cat pouncing on an unsuspecting laser dot. A well-timed roast can be the diffe...