And they may be floppy, but they’re not that saggy. There’s nothing to sag. A month ago, my midwife mentioned a mammogram may hurt. She said, “It can be difficult when there’s not a lot of breast tissue.” If I was looking forward to my mammogram before, I wasn’t anymore....
I wasn’t sure how to feel. I didn’t want to be in the basement with a Disney movie either, but it would be a bummer to die. I thought about Captain: There’s his life insurance and hopefully some sort of recognition for dying in the line of duty for his IT job. There was no...