Parents, help your kid drive those sales by posting a Girl Scout cookie meme on social and texting to friends and co-workers. Next time you are cleaning out your fridge and go to throw out that bag of brown salad you had every intention on making, remember this funny cookie meme. you ...
(sly wink) I'm a sweet southern girl with a passion for a man who wants to have fun. Taking my time is important. I want to get to know you AND your cock. No taboos here. I am open to anything. (giggle) Indoors, outdoors or in a bubble bath. You name the place. I have a...
Sharing a room with your sister has went mostly ok. You two are still pretty close. That doesn’t mean you don’t fight and get on each other’s nerves, but neither of you has chased each other around with a knife like your Auntie C used too. Let’s not do that in the future p...
the dog is playing with the cat the dog is sleeping the dog is under the table the door is closed the door is locked the door is next to the window the door is open the door opened the door was open the dress is red the earth has music for those who listen the earthquake destroyed...
In case you are unfamiliar with the breed, here is one of the wee beasties—Jill–that I follow on Instagram. In at least half the posts she has a stick twice her size jammed in her mouth, and it astounds me that someone else’s dog—and a dog that lives on the other side of ...
Rani’s mouth dropped open. “Oh,you!” she scolded, giving Clyde a playful sock in the shoulder. “Oh my.” Luke, Clyde and Rani hadn't heard Sarah Jane come downstairs, and turned to see her standing in the doorway. “What – what’s all this?” she asked, clearly bewildered. ...
Hannah, with some help from her friends, brought down the weasel (in a sword duel, no less) and she ended up rescuing her future husband from his clutches. Tevish himself(PC Vampire Rogue-Mercenary), said husband, was rather frightening looking since every tooth in his mouth has been ...
open so I could pick up the next bread crumb they tossed on my path. I did not see a bird fly over, but as I raised my cup towards my mouth, a feather dropped right into it with a satisfying plunk. Hilarious. Message received. As Ellie in the book Contact frantically reported to ...
random woman photo-bombing the picture. I hadn’t seen her when taking it and didn’t even realize the words had come out of my mouth until I heard myself say “Is this woman kidding? What’s wrong with her? Why would she stand there and do that? She’s taking up half the ...
mouth. I left her office feeling ten times lighter, as if I finally had a chance to unload all the thoughts circling around in my brain for God knows how long. Thoughts I didn’t even know I was trudging along with. My therapist lightly probed, was attentive, nodded her head to show...