I’m tired of looking at people around the city with their cute dogs and badly behaved dogs and bedraggled dogs and well-dressed dogs, and wondering when I’m going to be adult enough to say, this…this is what I want in my life. Once I have this magical shot, visiting a stranger ...
the girl is on fire the girl is pretty the girl is tall the girls are nervous the girls are pretty the girls are sleeping the girls are tired the girls eat rice the girls have to read a book the girls smile at the boys the girls spoke to the professor the girls will be able to ...
Another thing I will never forget is the paramedic walking into the room, looking at him, smiling, and walking out saying “yup he’s dead.” That felt, insensitive. After that I filled out some paper work. An officer showed up. I was very calm with him. We discussed everything, I ...
such an early hysterectomy. Once again, the universe has a sense of humor. Over the past year I’ve had an array of adventures from insomnia, mood swings that would put a teenager to shame, weight gain from looking at a cookie, brain fog, forgetting what I was, what was I gonna ...
who sat at the fence looking up at me. It was one of those things that was meant to be… destiny smiling down upon us. Two weeks after that little Arrow would become my beloved Montanna, or Tanna for short. I drove my Jeep home, with her on my lap, and started our life adventure...
looks a little too big, and you just can’t stop looking at his Christmas package.” You know the guy who sang the cheesy “I’m Proud to Be an American” that will drive you up a wall on the 4th of July? Apparently, he has a Christmas album. 39. We Wish You a Hairy ...
11. Are all these black cats looking at me? This sweater has all of them wearing Santa hats. Perfect for your local crazy cat lady. 12. Apparently, Santa’s a rather horny man. Okay, considering it’s a black Santa saying “Hoes, Hoes, Hoes,” there’s some terrible racial stereotypi...
https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/notre-dame-fire/index.html I first thought the Notre Dame Cathedral fire was caused by the work being done but not so sure since a number of folk living in France claim that many of their other churches are being regularly vandalized. ...
Warning: people can and will devour a great number of these in record time. The first time I made them, it was was just me and my mother at the table. Silence ensued as our complete attention was focused on our plates. As I casually reached for another pita, my mother looked over at...
Though looking at it requires a temporary suspension of disbelief. 21. This house fly pinata will never be an ongoing pest. Okay, this is one of the creepiest pinatas I’ve ever seen. Probably one you’d want to beat open with a stick since it inspires nightmares. 22. Nothing makes ...