Once I have this magical shot, visiting a stranger who lives on Queen Anne to see some puppies can actually happen and though nothing will come of it, it’s a step closer to me stamping my foot and pointing out the faulty logic my mother (in the 1970s) and Z (in the 20nows) have...
Last week when I was entering the Amazon Go that lives beneath Oh La La, I asked the school boy coming in behind me to wait until the gate had closed before he waved himself in with his Amazon phone code in order that his pizza and soda wouldn’t get charged to my account. I said...
Tired of the drama, Kiki was beginning to agree with her parents: It was time to break up with Danny. She met him in her driveway and gave him back his Power Rangers. Danny, crying hysterically, responded by pulling out a handful of pills: Excedrin, weight-loss pills, painkillers. “D...
It was almost 1:00am, he shouldn't be out this late sitting in the driveway of a female he knew nothing of. He wasn't sure why he had chased after her, but that look of fear and bewilderment in her eyes just before she ran oFf had affected him more than he cared to accept. ...
t seen in years so I went down to say hello, a minute later I see the barrel of a gun sticking out from the crack of the door aiming right at my chest. I heard three shots………then things went dark. You would think that would have killed me….nope not in Jolenes Dream World,...
59. Every girl is pulling for victory! Yes, these ladies are pulling for victory with their united war work while the men are languishing in the trenches. Surely anyone with a right mind needs to believe that they should have the vote by now. 60. In wartime, have you ever considered a...
After pulling me back into a resting position, the nurse explained that it was used to place the right amount of the cream on to the gauze. Wiping my tears and trying to get my heart rate back under 300, I was thinking that information should be printed in large red letters on the ...
54. Seems we have Rudolph pulling Santa’s sleigh. Don’t worry, they’re just two friends playing around. Though the woman playing Rudolph must be freezing her butt off. 55. An oblong box is a perfect way to present yourself. It’s a present costume, possibly consisting of mostly foam...
He always seems so tough, so strong and in control. I never knew that he felt like that. �You�re the one that�s strong, Kat. If I had went through all the terrible shit you went through I would have killed myself. But you�re still here, you keep living, keep ...
From The Museum of Bad Book Covers: “Sure, she’s killed several patients due to gross incompetence. But she’s so pretty!” “But, doctor, I can’t assist you in the operating room today. I don’t want to damage my manicure.” 21. What Makes a Teenager Say….Sometimes I Feel ...